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Why does CheapAssBookSearch exist?
Simply put, we're cheapasses too and can't stand paying those ridiculous bookstore prices so we garnered the collective power of the uber-geeks and made a search engine specifically for finding cheapass books. We were also tired of being forced to drink cheapass Honey Brown with what little of the left over money we had.
How do you find the cheapest prices?
High-tech global web services with complicated search algorithms which provide real-time prices? Pssshht - open up our servers and you'll find a couple of hard-working hamsters and a miniature polar bear named TooToo. Give 'em some carrots and water and watch them go. We love our hamsters...and then there's TooToo.
Am I a cheap ass?
I dunno, you tell me.
How is CheapAssBookSearch different than other price bots?
Without getting into the nitty-gritty geeky talk which would put most people and their dogs to sleep, our search engine provides REAL-TIME accurate pricing. What does that mean? That means unlike the other price bots, we don't store prices into a database which can get old quickly, quicker than the out-of-date quart of milk in your fridge. The other sites may load up a tad bit quicker since their pricing data is pulled from an old local database, but if you're willing to put up for a few additional seconds, you'll see real-time accurate pricing from CheapAssBookSearch.
Our search engine scans the Internet for the lowest price right when you hit the shiny little submit button, so you're guaranteed to see real-time accurate pricing, not prices from a week ago that might have been updated since then. Hope you didn't fall asleep with the explanation...it's time to wake up Buster.
I can't seem to find my book. Can you help me?
It's best if you have the ISBN of the book you want handy. Having the ISBN number ensures that you get exactly the book that you are looking for, even if there are different versions of the book. Once you know the book's ISBN number, plug it into our search engine and off you go.
What do I do if I have a problem with an order?
Contact the online merchant where you purchased the book from directly. They will be able assist you with any problems relating to your order. We only show you the best prices on the Internet. We can't do your calculus homework for you either.
Are these cheapass books in good condition?
We try and find you the cheapest price on new condition books, unless otherwise stated. However, sometimes retailers do make mistakes in their listings, putting used books in their new books category, so be sure to read over the retailer's book description to see what you're getting before making your purchase.
We actively monitor online merchants to ensure that they sell books as described, ship out orders in reasonable times, and all the other nit-picky things that ensure that you have a great purchasing experience. Yes, we love you that much.
So do you sell books?
Nope, we're no Amazon. We're more like Google's second cousin's half-removed brother - you know, the cheapass one who takes you out to dinner and makes you foot the bill. By the way, he's one heckuva a deal finder on books.
You've saved me some serious cash, I love you guys! How can I help out?
Feed our hamsters. And if you're feeling generous, feed our miniature polar bear, TooToo too. CheapAssBookSearch is a free service, meaning we will NEVER charge you any money for our services. We feed the hamsters through our affiliate partnerships with online merchants, and also through generous donations from visitors like you. So if would like to feed the hamsters, please donate to CheapAssBookSearch. We'll give the table scraps to TooToo.
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